Have you ever wondered how it is that a teacher can take 20 minutes worth of actual teaching material and stretch it out for 2 hours? I think I've figured them out.
Step 1: repeat yourself 20 times and keep making horrible analogies.
Step 2: keep repeating step 1 til the last student falls asleep.
Step 3: bust out the bourbon, drink until you're vision is fuzzy.
Step 4: play solitare until the 2 hours is up.
Step 5: have your wife call you after those 2 hours so that the class wakes up
Step 6 : smile and talk about an exam next week, watch the fear in their eyes as you leave the class hiccupping.
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